Service · Mystery Shopping

What your business actually feels like as a customer.

We pose as a real customer — phone, web form, in-person visit, demo request, complaint. Then we report back honestly on what we found. Not a 17-page survey. A clear, sector-grounded narrative of what your business feels like to buy from, with specific moments to fix and specific things to keep. Operator-framed, not consultancy-framed.

Mystery shopping for Worcester and UK businesses.

Mystery shoppers based across the UK with sector experience matching your business. In-person visits across Worcester and West Midlands. Remote-first for phone, web and digital-channel audits anywhere in the UK.

Six audit channels, real customer behaviour, no checkbox scoring.

We don't deliver 100-question rubric scores. We deliver a narrative that a leadership team can actually act on, with verbatim quotes, audio clips where useful, and specific moments to fix.

Phone call audits

Booking enquiries, support calls, complaint calls, sales calls. Recorded (with legal compliance) and timed. The IVR experience, the wait, the agent, the close.

Web form + email audits

Submission to first response. Quality of the response. Follow-up cadence. The 80% of leads lost to slow or weak first reply.

Live chat audits

Including AI chat layer if you have one. Latency, tone, hand-off to human. Whether your chatbot is helpful or just expensive theatre.

In-person visit audits

Care home tours, hospitality venues, retail, trades site visits. The first 5 minutes are most of the experience — we audit those properly.

Complaint handling audits

What happens when something goes wrong. The single most under-tested part of customer experience and the strongest churn signal.

Competitor benchmark audits

We audit you and 2-3 competitors in the same engagement. Comparative context makes the findings 10× more actionable.

Sector-shoppers, not generic auditors.

Most mystery shopping companies send generic shoppers with checklists. We send people who know the sector you operate in — because Phil's run businesses there, and our shopper network is operator-recruited.

Sector literacy

A care-home enquiry shopper needs to know what a credible family caller sounds like. A B2B SaaS demo shopper needs to know what a real prospect would ask. Generic shoppers don't.

Narrative reports

We don't deliver scorecards. We deliver narratives that read like an operator wrote them, with specific moments, verbatim quotes, audio where useful, and prioritised recommendations.

No score inflation

Some mystery-shopping firms inflate scores to keep clients happy. We don't. Phil's reputation rides on the report being honest — and the value to you is in honest signal, not in feel-good scoring.

Per-engagement pricing, transparent.

Each engagement = a focused audit on a specific channel or scenario. Multi-channel audits and recurring programmes priced accordingly.

Single Channel Audit — £500

One audit on one channel (e.g., a phone enquiry, or a web form). Narrative report within 7 working days.

Multi-Channel Audit — £1,500

Phone + web + email + chat in one engagement. Complete picture of your first-contact experience. Narrative + audio clips where useful.

Competitor Benchmark — £2,500

Multi-channel audit on you + 2 named competitors. Comparative narrative. Most actionable for SME leadership who want to know where they're winning and losing.

Recurring programme — £750/month

Monthly single-channel audit on a rolling channel basis. Quarterly multi-channel deep dive. Sustained signal on customer experience over time.

Want to know what your business actually feels like to buy from?

Start with the Business Discovery questionnaire, or email Phil with the specific scenario you'd like audited. Findings within 7-14 working days. Honest, narrative, operator-framed.

Questions clients ask

Will my team know they're being audited?

No — and that's the point. We adhere to standard mystery-shopping ethics (no entrapment, no deception beyond the buyer persona, recordings legal under UK two-party consent law where applicable).

How is this legal? Call recording etc.

UK law permits recording for business research purposes with proper disclosure handling. We're fully compliant. We share recordings only with you, never publicly.

What sectors do you cover?

UK home care, hospitality, retail, trades, professional services, B2B SaaS. We deploy shoppers with sector credibility — a credible family caller for care, a credible diner for hospitality, a credible buyer for trades.

What's the typical lead time?

7-14 working days from brief to report for a single engagement. Recurring programmes start within 2 weeks of contract.

Can we choose specific scenarios?

Yes. Common scenarios: 'I have a complaint', 'I'm a price-sensitive buyer', 'I'm comparing you against [competitor]', 'I want a tour and to ask hard questions'. Bespoke scenarios encouraged.